Well Felon my old son, since you asked, the answer is a resounding YES! My sources in Barcelona ( and possibly confirmed by the BBC) suggest that no less a footballing God as Andre Gomes is being targeted by Poch. Yes, I know! It's hard to believe. You can keep your Neymars, your Coutinhos, your Sanchezs and your Ozils, because Spurs are considering whether the great, the one and only, the most serene and the most complete midfielder ever to grace a pitch might deem to come to Spurs. Yes, Andre Gomes is apparently the game changer, the midfield dynamo that we need to win the league. Am I sounding more than a tad irritated? My mate who supports Barca asked me to check Gomes out on YouTube. I did. This is a man who has only had two starts this season. He passes first time all right, but only to the nearest man on the pitch. He does not dribble, has no pace, cannot head the ball, rarely if ever scores, couldn't tackle a rice pudding and seems to have a psychological aversion to round white objects. Even the Barca fans want him to leave. I have held a season ticket at the Lane since the days of Greavsie, McKay etc. and have watched us buy some of the world's worst dross on the pretext that they have " potential". Gomes has no potential. If we buy him then I will pack in football and start wandering around the shops on a Saturday with the wife, holding her hand and helping her select useless items for the house. Enough said!